welcome to the woods, leave your judgments with the concrete, for that is where they belong, if you’ve come to judge than you’ve come to do the work of fools, for what but a fool would speak of judgment in a remote part of the forest, the only thing that will judge you out here is the mushrooms, and they do kinda have a point.
otherwise, just keep clear of the wildlife, and carry a big stick and you should be just fine.
Why do I, A creature in my 23rst year, still need to reassure myself that there is nothing creeping the dark?
Red and white giant flying squirrel (Petaurista alborufus)
it looks like it knows something.
He’s definitely stupid, but he does have genuine intellectual capacity, which makes it all the more frustrating whenever he skirts the line between overly rich dumbass and straight up supervillain, because he could legitimately do actual stuff instead his simultaneously nerdy and unethical endeavors.
and yes he is a nerd, the worst kind of nerd, a nerd with a shit-ton of power and no care who and what is hurt in the process of living out his personal sci-fi dreams.
would you people please stop making me want to eat metal,
it’s already a serious problem.
I’m kinda obsessed with the idea that native gothamites are somewhat immune to the chemical hazards of gotham, like joker venom, fear toxin, and tap water, to the point where the rogues gallery keeps having to make new strains of their signature chemical weapon at least once of month.
I can only imagine the bad trip some unfortunate out-of-towner would get just taking a breath of some clean gotham air.
While I don’t really endorse graverobbing,
I feel that it is significantly safer to plunder from more modern burials. Not for any moral reasonings mind you, It’s just that the older a grave, the greater chance that pilfering from it may result in said pilferer falling some curse of antiquity.
I think the only reason I’d be allowed on any of the wizard councils would be so they could keep an eye on me.
gutsygills
